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I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we’d have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going “I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them”
and then all the comments would be like “ girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀”
I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines
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Your daily dose of spooky posts
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my dads response could not have been better
important addition
tee hee
tee hee
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lh7:
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I’m not giving context for this because it’s funnier that way.
Joining Ted Cruz’s war on Barbie on the side of Barbie.
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“There is no ethical consumption under capitalism” WRONG! EATING PUSSY!
Easy website
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God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the “hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)” guy get proven right
It was a woman that did it!
I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory
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msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat:
whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.
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